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Reblogged from yes-master-thank-you-master
pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

(via take-me-where-i-cannot-stand)

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Reblogged from sherpotter

theresanotherhellmouthathogwarts:

hiccupatheart:

weaselbeethedemigod:

ronandhermionealways:

hugsandthimbles:

fudgeflies:icedteaandoldlace:

He also:

  • told Neville to stand up to people
  • confronted a full-sized mountain troll to save a girl he couldn’t stand
  • said it didn’t matter whether someone was a pureblood, half-blood, or Muggle-born
  • gave Dobby his sweater
  • faced a bunch of giant spiders in the hopes of saving the school and clearing Hagrid’s name
  • told Luna he loved her Quidditch commentary, and very sincerely tried to convince her he wasn’t teasing her
  • stood up on a broken leg, trying to protect Harry
  • gave up his grudge against Hermione the moment he learned how much she, Hagrid, and Buckbeak needed him
  • realized he was wrong about Harry putting his name in the Goblet of Fire, and promptly went to apologize
  • jumped into a freezing pond to save Harry and retrieve the Sword of Gryffindor
  • confronted his best friend to prevent his sister’s heart being broken any further than it already was
  • begged Bellatrix to torture him in place of Hermione
  • couldn’t break up with a girl who drove him nuts because he didn’t want to hurt her feelings
  • remembered the Hogwarts House Elves when no one else did, and wanted to make them evacuate, rather than order them to fight
  • tried to go back to Harry and Hermione as soon as he left them
  • didn’t make excuses for leaving, he came right out and admitted he had been wrong
  • didn’t get angry at Hermione for taking a long time to forgive him
  • saved Tonks’s life (while impersonating Harry to lower Harry’s chances of being killed, at the same time increasing his own)
  • told Hermione not to curse Draco, even though he hates him

In conclusion, Ron is awesome. The end.

and he put his shoes and socks on dobby to be buried in because he knew how much dobby loved clothes. disliking ron weasley’s character makes 0 sense.

reblogging for the 100th time because ronald.

My baby.

THIS MAKES ME HAPPY TO KNOW PEOPLE LOVE HIM LIKE I DO.

I had an actual conversation with my friends about this today and thEY STILL DON’T LIKE HIM

how could you hate ron weasley… he’s the best character in the series… always incredibly loving and never fails to cheer you up in times of grief and suffering. i’ve always related to him most.

(Source: sherpotter, via take-me-where-i-cannot-stand)

Reblogged from willow-harmony

willow-harmony:

realization: the hufflepuff common room/dormitories is a freaking hobbit hole.

to make my point clear, this comes up if you put “hufflepuff common room” in google images:

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which is, you know, Bag End.

but also here:

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this, combined with the fact that our dormitories are right next to the kitchen leaves me with one conclusion:

hufflepuffs are, in fact, hobbits.

(via take-me-where-i-cannot-stand)

Reblogged from thecutestofthecute

d0gbl0g:

thecutestofthecute:

Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!

:}

(via take-me-where-i-cannot-stand)

Reblogged from amroyounes

blithe-and-becoming:

seliphra:

amroyounes:

For tea enthusiasts

Where do you get these, I need like half of them

raunchysongbird
Reblogged from stunningpicture
stunningpicture:

So I painted my dog…

stunningpicture:

So I painted my dog…

(via pizza-is-the-key)

Reblogged from lavagoth
dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

(Source: lavagoth, via pizza-is-the-key)

Reblogged from flyngdream
emilyung:




I am in love with this

Bruh

Close your eyes right before it loops

Woah. 

emilyung:

I am in love with this

Bruh

Close your eyes right before it loops

Woah. 

(Source: flyngdream, via stopyapping)

Reblogged from womenwhokickass
womenwhokickass:

BREAKING: Malala Yousafzai Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Malala, now 17, was shot in the head by a Taliban gunman two years ago in her home country of Pakistan after coming to prominence for her campaigning for education for girls.
She won for what the Nobel committee called her “heroic struggle” for girls’ right to an education.
She is the youngest ever winner of the prize. (x)

womenwhokickass:

BREAKING: Malala Yousafzai Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Malala, now 17, was shot in the head by a Taliban gunman two years ago in her home country of Pakistan after coming to prominence for her campaigning for education for girls.

She won for what the Nobel committee called her “heroic struggle” for girls’ right to an education.

She is the youngest ever winner of the prize. (x)

(via blithe-and-becoming)

Reblogged from nuclearnyx

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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Reblogged from redesignrevolution
Reblogged from sizvideos

f1ipster:

vomitburp:

goifyoumust:

sjf721:

sizvideos:

Video

Are you fucking kidding me. I put more effort into putting my basic eyeliner on, the same way I have for the last fifteen years and this girl just schmoozes some darth maul like it’s easy peasy lemon squeezy?????

I’m so happy that lex is finally getting the attention she deserves

hahahhaha omfg reblogging for that caption though

The dark side is seeping out of this one

(via pizza-is-the-key)

Reblogged from duckpunches
duckpunches:

look how far we’ve come

duckpunches:

look how far we’ve come

(via marshmeelo)